GAME
WEEK
🏆 The Reigning Champ
🚽 The Reigning Groopoo
🏈 This Week's Matchups live from ESPN · tap one to pick
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📋 The Weekend at a Glance
The Vegas Trip
Las Vegas · Thu Sept 3 – Sat Sept 5, 2026 · Draft Friday at 1:00 PM · Opening-weekend betting board
🗓️ Draft Weekend Itinerary
✈️ Travel & Lodging
Send Scott your flights and hotel if your row is blank.
🎤 Glazer / Spade Comedy Show
💸 Trip Ledger — Who Owes Who
Separate from the prize pot. Per-expense opt-in: you only split what you signed up for.
The Money
12 members × $400 = $4,800. Every dollar accounted for. The math is never in doubt.
🪜 Pot Waterfall
🏁 Championship Pot Split
Payouts stack — the Champion can also take the Points crown.
💵 Entry Fees — $400 each
📅 Weekly High-Points Log — $100/week
Weeks 1–14. Tie goes to higher bench points.
2026 Season
Standings, the Points Champion race, and the Race to the Poo — live from ESPN. Picks and trash talk live on Game Week.
📜 The Roster
📰 Weekly Review notable matchups & the commissioner's take
🎯 Weekly High-Points Board $100 to the week's top score
The banter board. Win a week, get on it. Never win one, hear about it.
📈 Standings live from ESPN · Jets & Sharks
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👑 Points Champion Race 10% of the pot
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💩 Race to the Poo
Activates after Week 7. Worst record takes the Poo, fewest points breaks the tie.
📏 House Rules — Quick Reference
The Record Book
23 seasons. 31 managers. One Poo.
🏆 Champions & the Poo, by Year
Every season 2004–2025 verified from ESPN league history. 2003 predates the records — only the inaugural champion survives.
👑 The Court of Kings champion costume gallery · 2014–2025
Since 2014, every champion returns as royalty of his choosing. Alan Ives invented the bit — actual crown, actual robe — and the lineage has only gotten weirder.
🚽 The Hall of Shame the Groopoo gallery
The Baxter Trophy — "Best Groopoo" — and the men who have earned it. The seat travels. The shame is permanent.
👑 Titles & Turds
Career championships vs. career Poos, all 23 seasons.
💰 The Pot Through the Years
Championship pot by season. Entry was $200 in 2012 — it's $400 now.
📊 All-Time Standings 2004–2025 · regular season
🗓️ Season by Season
⚔️ Head-to-Head
All-time record vs. every manager they've ever faced.